Friday, February 06, 2004
Howdy mateys! Here're more El País editorial cartoons!
¡Forges!
Ansar: "Zapatero (leader of the main opposition party, the PSOE)? I hope you're taking notes on how to make it into the history books... smart guy"
¡Romeu!
Guy with beret: "I sometimes ask myself if we voted for Aznar here or whether they voted for him over there (U.S.)..."
Joe: "Here, but they bought him over there."
Gwb: "Was he expensive?"
¡Máximo!
1: "Aren't the weapons of mass destruction stockpiled by the U.S., China, Russia or France a danger to humanity?"
2: "No, because they don't plan on using them."
1: "But if they don't plan on using them, what do they have them for?"
¡Peridis!
Ansar: "Great 'benefits'? I don't see, anywhere... those great 'benefits"
¡El Roto!
"We're allies, not servants!
For whatever you tell us to do, naturally"
Anzar only has another month or so as President of the Spanish government, and look at all the mess he's making...!
¡Hasta el lunes!
¡Forges!
Ansar: "Zapatero (leader of the main opposition party, the PSOE)? I hope you're taking notes on how to make it into the history books... smart guy"
¡Romeu!
Guy with beret: "I sometimes ask myself if we voted for Aznar here or whether they voted for him over there (U.S.)..."
Joe: "Here, but they bought him over there."
Gwb: "Was he expensive?"
¡Máximo!
1: "Aren't the weapons of mass destruction stockpiled by the U.S., China, Russia or France a danger to humanity?"
2: "No, because they don't plan on using them."
1: "But if they don't plan on using them, what do they have them for?"
¡Peridis!
Ansar: "Great 'benefits'? I don't see, anywhere... those great 'benefits"
¡El Roto!
"We're allies, not servants!
For whatever you tell us to do, naturally"
Anzar only has another month or so as President of the Spanish government, and look at all the mess he's making...!
¡Hasta el lunes!
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Sutton Impact by Ward Sutton
Jackson Flash: See Anything That Shocks You?
February 5th, 2004 12:35 PM
Jackson Flash: See Anything That Shocks You?
February 5th, 2004 12:35 PM
Alright! More El País editorial cartoons!
¡Forges!
Fusbolista 1: "(These eclesiastic interruptions are annoying)"
Fubsolista 2: "(Yes)"
¡Romeu!
Juana: "Isn't it ironic that the PP promises, but right away, the lumber and the houses that it lost and did not make during its eight years (in power)?"
José: "No it's cynical."
¡Máximo!
"Permanently Asleep Council"
"I don't know"
"I don't respond"
¡Peridis!
Ansar: "Iraq and Afghanistan are the scenes..."
W: "Sí"
Ansar: "...of the great battle against international terrorism"
W: "Muy bien"
Ansar: "...and everything else is all rubbish..."
W: "Señor"
Ansar: "...especially the investigation commissions"
W: "Lacayo"
¡El Roto!
"Monsignor! The hoof!"
De nada.
¡Forges!
Fusbolista 1: "(These eclesiastic interruptions are annoying)"
Fubsolista 2: "(Yes)"
¡Romeu!
Juana: "Isn't it ironic that the PP promises, but right away, the lumber and the houses that it lost and did not make during its eight years (in power)?"
José: "No it's cynical."
¡Máximo!
"Permanently Asleep Council"
"I don't know"
"I don't respond"
¡Peridis!
Ansar: "Iraq and Afghanistan are the scenes..."
W: "Sí"
Ansar: "...of the great battle against international terrorism"
W: "Muy bien"
Ansar: "...and everything else is all rubbish..."
W: "Señor"
Ansar: "...especially the investigation commissions"
W: "Lacayo"
¡El Roto!
"Monsignor! The hoof!"
De nada.
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Big news! Here's your dose of El País' editorial cartoons for today!
¡Forges!
'Anzar' as Jeb might utter: "Reality doesn't know who it's dealing with... Oh, I'm good!"
Newspaper: "Iraq confirmed: There were now weapons of mass destruction"
¡Romeu!
She: "There aren't nor were there weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. And now what do we do with the three liars guilty of a war and thousands of dead?"
He: "... Don't I wish we could do something."
¡Máximo!
Anzar: "Bush didn't know that he didn't know. Blair didn't know that Bush didn't know he didn't know. And I didn't know that Bush and Blair didn't know that they didn't know if I knew or didn't know. With which I believe I've answered your honors' questions."
¡Peridis!
Anzar 1: "Spain isn't at war
It's in a humanitarian mission mandated by the UN"
Anzar 2: "Alright"
Anzar 1: "We never said that Sadam had weapons of destruction plus tax"
Anzar 2: "OK"
Anzar 1: "I was never in Azores"
Anzar 2: "But Anzie... Everybody saw you grinning your face off in that photo with Bush and Tony Blair"
Anzar 1: "It must have been my double, a CIA agent"
¡El Roto!
Chicken 1: "What's so funny about our situation"
Chicken 2: "I have a cold"
You're welcome.
¡Forges!
'Anzar' as Jeb might utter: "Reality doesn't know who it's dealing with... Oh, I'm good!"
Newspaper: "Iraq confirmed: There were now weapons of mass destruction"
¡Romeu!
She: "There aren't nor were there weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. And now what do we do with the three liars guilty of a war and thousands of dead?"
He: "... Don't I wish we could do something."
¡Máximo!
Anzar: "Bush didn't know that he didn't know. Blair didn't know that Bush didn't know he didn't know. And I didn't know that Bush and Blair didn't know that they didn't know if I knew or didn't know. With which I believe I've answered your honors' questions."
¡Peridis!
Anzar 1: "Spain isn't at war
It's in a humanitarian mission mandated by the UN"
Anzar 2: "Alright"
Anzar 1: "We never said that Sadam had weapons of destruction plus tax"
Anzar 2: "OK"
Anzar 1: "I was never in Azores"
Anzar 2: "But Anzie... Everybody saw you grinning your face off in that photo with Bush and Tony Blair"
Anzar 1: "It must have been my double, a CIA agent"
¡El Roto!
Chicken 1: "What's so funny about our situation"
Chicken 2: "I have a cold"
You're welcome.
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
Sutton Impact by Ward Sutton
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Nomination
January 31st, 2004 1:00 AM
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Nomination
January 31st, 2004 1:00 AM
Howdy! Here's your daily dose of El País' editorial cartoons for today!
¡Forges!
[Sorry, chums, I don't get it!]
¡Romeu!
PSOE guy: "The PP plays dirty!"
Joe: "That's normal in politics."
PSOE guy: "But really, really dirty."
Joe: "But really, really normal."
¡Máximo!
CNI=Spanish secret service, Moncloa=Spanish presidential palace, Archivo Histórico Nacional=National Historical Archive
¡Peridis!
Zapatero: "You have to appear at the parliament to explain the actions of the CNI in the 'Rovira Case'"
Aznar: "Talk to the hand"
Zapatero: "You have to explain the lies about the weapons of mass destruction"
Rajoy: "We don't want to interfere in the CIA's investigation"
¡El Roto!
Gal: "Who needs chemical or biological warfare when we've got fast (trash) food!"
Dad: "C'mon kids! Eat this up before it blows up!"
You're welcome
¡Forges!
[Sorry, chums, I don't get it!]
¡Romeu!
PSOE guy: "The PP plays dirty!"
Joe: "That's normal in politics."
PSOE guy: "But really, really dirty."
Joe: "But really, really normal."
¡Máximo!
CNI=Spanish secret service, Moncloa=Spanish presidential palace, Archivo Histórico Nacional=National Historical Archive
¡Peridis!
Zapatero: "You have to appear at the parliament to explain the actions of the CNI in the 'Rovira Case'"
Aznar: "Talk to the hand"
Zapatero: "You have to explain the lies about the weapons of mass destruction"
Rajoy: "We don't want to interfere in the CIA's investigation"
¡El Roto!
Gal: "Who needs chemical or biological warfare when we've got fast (trash) food!"
Dad: "C'mon kids! Eat this up before it blows up!"
You're welcome
Monday, February 02, 2004
Scalps satisfy Blair as No 10 tries to draw a line under Kelly affair
January 30 2004:
When Tony Blair and his kitchen cabinet last night accepted the BBC's
"unreserved apology" over the Hutton report's stinging verdict on the
Kelly affair they insisted that they are seeking no more scalps from
what Downing Street acknowledges to be one of the pre-eminent brands in
global broadcasting.
Guardian Unlimited Politics
MediaGuardian.co.uk
Special report: the Hutton report
Hello again! These are El País' editorial cartoons for today!
¡Forges!
"After 5 years in the work market I've had 8,261 jobs...it's undeniable that theƒµ¢k¡n job creation policies are working"
"I proclaim"
¡Romeu!
Joe: "Berlusconi has stretched his face but he's still cheeky."
Suit: "You don't understand anything. A politician is 99% image. He's an ace."
¡Máximo!
"He had strong convictions, all of them wrong"
¡Peridis!
Aznar: "Follow that individual"
Rajoy: "Zapatero is unfit to govern Spain"
Zapatero: "Rajoy is Aznar's flunky"
¡El Roto!
"For ethics in corruption"
¡Forges!
"After 5 years in the work market I've had 8,261 jobs...it's undeniable that the
"I proclaim"
¡Romeu!
Joe: "Berlusconi has stretched his face but he's still cheeky."
Suit: "You don't understand anything. A politician is 99% image. He's an ace."
¡Máximo!
"He had strong convictions, all of them wrong"
¡Peridis!
Aznar: "Follow that individual"
Rajoy: "Zapatero is unfit to govern Spain"
Zapatero: "Rajoy is Aznar's flunky"
¡El Roto!
"For ethics in corruption"
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