El Roto, octubre, 2004
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—How is it possible that those who wrote the Gospels forgot about subsidies to the Church?!
—There must be pages missing
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—I'm gonna try and kick my petroleum habit
—I tried and couldn't
03 ->

"The Facade"
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—In Language they're teaching us to read ads and write orders
—And in Math we're learning how to ask for a loan
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"Pinochet undergoes a mental health test"
—Test them while they're in office!
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"The health system has delays of up to 11 months for mammogram tests"
—It's quicker and more efficient for them to do autopsies
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—One at a time they appear to be immigrants, but when they get into groups they sure do look like an invasion!
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—I'm a social guide! Can somebody tell me where I am?
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—We will support development in the third world!
—Alright, but not too much, because then they'll take away the oil
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"Christian Heritage"
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—Before I was the dominant male but we've been democratized and now I'm the secretary general
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—History should be studied in Medicine, as a specialty in traumatology
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—To meet the demand for justice we'll increase the production of laws
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"BUSHCITY -- DO NOT ENTER"
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—Sell them arms and then bomb them for having arms
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—Sex is a venereal disease!
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"Locust programming a plague"
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"Improvement and amplification construction of the horizon. Ministry of Utopias"
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—They told me they would put a chip in me for security reasons, but I didn't believe them"
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—We should take our headdresses off, if we don't they might think we're muslims
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"Noah's raft
[as in rafts used by immigrants who cross the Straits of Gibraltar from Morocco to Spain]"
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—The reconstruction is costing us more bombs than the demolition
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—Each country defines their obsessions as culture
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"Free man in his cell"
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—This is my kingdom!
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—I'm tired of reciting psalms to the rhythm of cannons!
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—They say they're going to take all the trash TV off the air
—And what will they put in its place, a balance sheet?
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—Religion is making a comeback: You can hear blasphemies again
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—With all this housing speculation we'll all end up with our pockets full of concrete
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—Teacher: Is it licit to use condoms?
—What an obsession! Do you believe I came to occupy myself with that?!
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"Poor man showing his cavities as a sign of protest"
Ouch. Vote. Today. Peace.