"We the indigenous people have decided to initiate the rediscovery of America"

"Every time I try to separate the money cables from the government cables, the fuses get blown"

"Rising prices are governed by cosmic laws: the universe is an expanding bubble"

"We'll award a flat/an apartment for those who vote in favor of speculation (a : assumption of unusual business risk in hopes of obtaining commensurate gain b : a transaction involving such speculation)"

"I'm going to get a silicone implant in my butt and an embryo implant in my ovaries"


"Problems with the Greenhouse"


"SOLD"