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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

El Roto, octubre, 2004


01 ->
—How is it possible that those who wrote the Gospels forgot about subsidies to the Church?!
—There must be pages missing

02 ->
—I'm gonna try and kick my petroleum habit
—I tried and couldn't

03 ->
"The Facade"

04 ->
—In Language they're teaching us to read ads and write orders
—And in Math we're learning how to ask for a loan

05 -> "Pinochet undergoes a mental health test"
—Test them while they're in office!

06 -> "The health system has delays of up to 11 months for mammogram tests"
—It's quicker and more efficient for them to do autopsies

07 ->
—One at a time they appear to be immigrants, but when they get into groups they sure do look like an invasion!

08 ->
—I'm a social guide! Can somebody tell me where I am?

09 ->
—We will support development in the third world!
—Alright, but not too much, because then they'll take away the oil

10 ->
"Christian Heritage"

11 ->
—Before I was the dominant male but we've been democratized and now I'm the secretary general

12 ->
—History should be studied in Medicine, as a specialty in traumatology

13 ->
—To meet the demand for justice we'll increase the production of laws

14 ->
"BUSHCITY -- DO NOT ENTER"

15 ->
—Sell them arms and then bomb them for having arms

16 ->
—Sex is a venereal disease!

17 ->
"Locust programming a plague"

18 ->
"Improvement and amplification construction of the horizon. Ministry of Utopias"

19 ->
—They told me they would put a chip in me for security reasons, but I didn't believe them"

20 ->
—We should take our headdresses off, if we don't they might think we're muslims

21 ->
"Noah's raft [as in rafts used by immigrants who cross the Straits of Gibraltar from Morocco to Spain]"

22 ->
—The reconstruction is costing us more bombs than the demolition

23 ->
—Each country defines their obsessions as culture

24 ->
"Free man in his cell"

25 ->
—This is my kingdom!

26 ->
—I'm tired of reciting psalms to the rhythm of cannons!

27 ->
—They say they're going to take all the trash TV off the air
—And what will they put in its place, a balance sheet? [¿?]

28 ->
—Religion is making a comeback: You can hear blasphemies again

29 ->
—With all this housing speculation we'll all end up with our pockets full of concrete

30 ->
—Teacher: Is it licit to use condoms?
—What an obsession! Do you believe I came to occupy myself with that?!

31 ->
"Poor man showing his cavities as a sign of protest"


Ouch. Vote. Today. Peace.

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