01 ->
—How is it possible that those who wrote the Gospels forgot about subsidies to the Church?!
—There must be pages missing
02 ->
—I'm gonna try and kick my petroleum habit
—I tried and couldn't
03 ->
"The Facade"
04 ->
—In Language they're teaching us to read ads and write orders
—And in Math we're learning how to ask for a loan
05 ->
—Test them while they're in office!
06 ->
—It's quicker and more efficient for them to do autopsies
07 ->
—One at a time they appear to be immigrants, but when they get into groups they sure do look like an invasion!
08 ->
—I'm a social guide! Can somebody tell me where I am?
09 ->
—We will support development in the third world!
—Alright, but not too much, because then they'll take away the oil
10 ->
"Christian Heritage"
11 ->
—Before I was the dominant male but we've been democratized and now I'm the secretary general
12 ->
—History should be studied in Medicine, as a specialty in traumatology
13 ->
—To meet the demand for justice we'll increase the production of laws
14 ->
"BUSHCITY -- DO NOT ENTER"
15 ->
—Sell them arms and then bomb them for having arms
16 ->
—Sex is a venereal disease!
17 ->
"Locust programming a plague"
18 ->
"Improvement and amplification construction of the horizon. Ministry of Utopias"
19 ->
—They told me they would put a chip in me for security reasons, but I didn't believe them"
20 ->
—We should take our headdresses off, if we don't they might think we're muslims
21 ->
"Noah's raft [as in rafts used by immigrants who cross the Straits of Gibraltar from Morocco to Spain]"
22 ->
—The reconstruction is costing us more bombs than the demolition
23 ->
—Each country defines their obsessions as culture
24 ->
"Free man in his cell"
25 ->
—This is my kingdom!
26 ->
—I'm tired of reciting psalms to the rhythm of cannons!
27 ->
—They say they're going to take all the trash TV off the air
—And what will they put in its place, a balance sheet? [¿?]
28 ->
—Religion is making a comeback: You can hear blasphemies again
29 ->
—With all this housing speculation we'll all end up with our pockets full of concrete
30 ->
—Teacher: Is it licit to use condoms?
—What an obsession! Do you believe I came to occupy myself with that?!
31 ->
"Poor man showing his cavities as a sign of protest"
Ouch. Vote. Today. Peace.
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