¡Sí! ¡Your handy translation service is back! ¡Just in time for Monday(2004-03-01)'s installment of El País editorial cartoons!

¡Forges!

She: "Hello. Who got the Oscar?"
He: "...Uh... ... . . . .... ... I don't remember ..."



¡Romeu!

José: "Excuse me, but you PP's are a gang of liars."
PP guy: "Hey! Sometimes we only hide the truth! Always for your own good."



¡Máximo!

"2+2=4 (Except during electoral campaigns)"



¡Peridis!

Guy with helmet (Trillo?): "Are you happy, Carod Rovira?"
Carod Rovira: "Gulp!"
Rajoy: "Zapatero, tell me who your buddies are..."
Zaplana: "Accomplice."
Zapatero: "Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not lie. Thou shalt not cast aspersions."



¡El Roto!

"A strange phenomenen is produced during electoral campaigns: 'The silence of the brains'"



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