"Yes, son, we live in a non-confessional state but you, just in case, make believe you're praying"


"Christmas gifts: executive ties"




"What's the big deal about our handkerchiefs? Didn't your grandmothers wear them? Don't nuns still wear them?"


"Multiple Christmas stars lighting the way to infinite paths"





"The Wise Men are members of Al Qaida, and Santa Claus, a CIA agent...
...Happy Holidays"


"Turn up the volume on the carols, we have to boost sales!"




"Me & Me, Inc."


"It's the prediction for next year, but no expert has been able to decypher it"








"Happy New Year..."


"The lumberer"


"Sometimes I go to mass and other times I go to the emergency room"
"And which one's better for the sciatic?"
"Well, after a fashion"


"[January 6, 2004]: Drum kit for the little nationalist leader"


"For kids today, if you don't have batteries you're nothing"