...a slice of life in Spain...

"I think they're not going to renew my contract..."
"What makes you say that?"
"My boss hasn't insulted me in the last few days"
"Uh-oh; that doesn't look good"
"That's right"
[CRAJARAUM=STREET NOISES «MADRID RACKET»]


"...and Sharon keeps doing whatever he wants."
"Either the U.S. flag has 51 stars or only 50, but all David's."


"If the majority of Spaniards wanted to modify the Constitution, would the majority of Spaniards be anti-constitutional?"
"It wouldn't surprise me."


1.
"We're going to take 500 measures to improve the life of the most unfavored people in Catalonia"
"Zoinks!"
2.
[SIGN=CATALONIANS YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY]
"How do you finance that?"
"We're going to scratch [the Spanish government's Minister of Economy] Rato's pocket"
"You're going to need a can opener"


"The divvying of the cake will be based on the number of dead presented by each participant"

[Looks suspiciously like Mr. Rumsfeld, hm?]