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Reclassifications and Rackets


"We've privatized the dictionaries. So from now on, words will mean whatever their owners decide."


Beans
"Some tall men came and they gave us beans. 'You can eat them but not plant them,' they warned us, 'because they're sterile. This way, we'll be able to continue helping you,' they explained."


Guantanamo Law Faculty