"According to the script, they should be applauding us, not shooting at us!"
"The post-production is all wrong"


"I'm gonna tell dad to illegalize you!"
"Well, I'm going to take you to mom's human rights court!"


"What a backward field! Everything's still natural here!"


"The Councilmember"
[There's a big stink in Madrid, Spain, about a corruption case involving two ex-socialist party councilmembers tied in with the government ruling party and construction companies. Emphasis on the stink.]


"Poor thing, she didn't get any funding!"
"She'll never get cooked!"