"The Secretary of Defense presented the new strategy for the fall-winter season of Humanitarian Interventions:
[The map shows "Any country", "One More", "A Country", "Another Country", and the country with the bombs over it is the "Country of Evil".]
'And this is the new country over which our bombs will once again do good ...
... on another note, this season we're presenting some missiles with a more intimate style, in ocher color ranges, and inside they'll carry an innovative blend of enriched uranium and children's toys ...'"
Illustration by Miguel Brieva