Yet another Spanish slice of life *courtesy* of El País...

Sign: "Moncloa Palace"
Spokesman: "Good afternoon: Official reference of schemes..."


Normal guy: "The cost of living is up 2.8% Very bad!"
Suit: "Absolutely! Spain is even better off than ever! The proof, every day, normal life is more of a luxury."


"Aznar's Spain"


Zapatero: "We must listen to the autonomous regional communities and increase their competitiveness."
Aznar (behind Rajoy): "So that they can then waste it on wine NOT A CHANCE!"


"When a tyrant falls, the first things that float out are the bodies of his victims"


The last for a while... Happy Holidays!

Peace.

A(nother) Spanish slice of life...

"Excuse me, sir, but you're smoking up the place and I can't enjoy my drink ... these smokers are pestilent, you hear?"


"Have you noticed how small dictators seem without their guards and paraphernalia?
And I'm not just talking about Sadam."
"Right"


"Royal Diary"
"And I ask myself and my consultants: Where and how does the Monarchy fit in Ibarretxe and Maragall's Plans, if it fits in at all?"


1.
"To my loyal base all my gratitude
2.
To the insignificant ones, NOT EVEN WATER!"


"The news programs are very interactive, they give the news and you have to imagine what the truth is"

Steve Bell



16.12.03: A well-known prisoner

This and more at TroubleTown!

"The form of the modern human brain is due to a leap in evolution"
W: "SÍ"


"Canonizations are done in Rome and demonizations in Washington"

"I started out in journalism, but I switched to manipulation technology because it offers more opportunities"

Another Martin Rowson bit:

15.12.03: Martin Rowson on what Saddam's capture means to Bush and Blair:

This is by Steve Bell:

Sutton Impact, by Ward Sutton
S.S. Dean 2004

December 12th, 2003 6:00 PM

Click.



Peace.

"Grandma, the what kind of body does the head of ETA belong to?"


"The real estate agency"


"My head hurts, but a television technician has checked it and he told me it's nothing"

...a slice of life in Spain...

"I think they're not going to renew my contract..."
"What makes you say that?"
"My boss hasn't insulted me in the last few days"
"Uh-oh; that doesn't look good"
"That's right"
[CRAJARAUM=STREET NOISES «MADRID RACKET»]


"...and Sharon keeps doing whatever he wants."
"Either the U.S. flag has 51 stars or only 50, but all David's."


"If the majority of Spaniards wanted to modify the Constitution, would the majority of Spaniards be anti-constitutional?"
"It wouldn't surprise me."


1.
"We're going to take 500 measures to improve the life of the most unfavored people in Catalonia"
"Zoinks!"
2.
[SIGN=CATALONIANS YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY]
"How do you finance that?"
"We're going to scratch [the Spanish government's Minister of Economy] Rato's pocket"
"You're going to need a can opener"


"The divvying of the cake will be based on the number of dead presented by each participant"

[Looks suspiciously like Mr. Rumsfeld, hm?]

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"I've been told that I have to choose between having owners or having fleas"


Headline: "Europe has double the number of cases of hypertension as the U.S."
She: "Good heavens, he's seen another picture of 'him'*!"

*'Him' being the president of the Spanish government, Aznar [cringe].

Remember:



Do not reelect this "president" in 2004!

Peace.

"If workers weren't so greedy that their thirst for easy money didn't drive them to work in the worst conditions, there wouldn't be accidents and that's that."

"Walls aren't created nor destroyed, they only move from place to place"

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