TV: [The "Moncloa" is the Spanish government's president's official residence.]
She: "*glorf*"
Newspaper: "Bush plans to dedicate $1,500 million to promote traditional marriage"
He: "Take this!"

by Forges

"Let's see what we have to change so that everything stays the same."

by Máximo

"Attention passengers, the on-board police will now present an anti-terrorist demonstration with guns, sub-machine guns and flame throwers."

by El Roto