"They're high-interest loans we make to illegal governments that their victims will have to pay"
"But we call them donations"

"Let's vote the construction companies directly and cut them out as middlemen!"

"Democracies are an annoyance! Why, we even have to gain votes to govern what is ours!"

"Our company buys ideas and makes them disappear. It's very profitable"

"When he connected the television the dictator was still there"


"The Wave"

"We the indigenous people have decided to initiate the rediscovery of America"

"Every time I try to separate the money cables from the government cables, the fuses get blown"

"Rising prices are governed by cosmic laws: the universe is an expanding bubble"

"We'll award a flat/an apartment for those who vote in favor of speculation (a : assumption of unusual business risk in hopes of obtaining commensurate gain b : a transaction involving such speculation)"