¡Forges!
Computer guy: "Profession?"
Carod: "Good question"
¡Romeu!
Feller with beret: "It's all taken care of. They've sent Carod to mess things up somewhere else."
Feller without: "Where to?"
... beret: "Madrid."
... without: "He'll be practically invisible there."
¡Máximo!
Candle 1: "So that the PSOE [literally, 'Spanish Workers Socialist Party'] wins the elections in March 2004"
Candle 2: "So that the PP [literally, 'Popular Party'] loses the elections"
¡Peridis!
Aznar: "We've neutralized that separatist Rovira"
Rajoy: "We've torpedoed that dangerous tripartite"
Aznar: "We've disjointed that irresponsible Zapatero"
Rajoy: "Blessed be those favorable filtrations"
¡El Roto!
"First it was sheep, then cows, and now chickens. Could it be the system of production that's the cause of all these plagues?"