"I imitated the enemy to fight them better so much that now I am one of them"

"Politicians should also wear double labels, one with promises made as sender and the other with facts after the election as destination"

(a complicated one to translate...)

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"Believe me! Don't believe me!"
(In English in the original version)


"The Lifted One" (more or less)


They fear the barbarians... without realizing they're themselves"

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"Peace initiatives are an intolerable interference in the internal affairs of barbarity"

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"Preventive surgery consists of extracting organs to prevent them from becoming diseased"

"They should create more princess job openings"

"The boat people who drown now only form part of the submerged economy"

"Darling, what gift would you like for the Day of the Dead?"


"The Demagogue"


"I'll make the most of strolling before they start putting tolls on sidewalks"

"Why don't they make generic houses like they do with drugs?"

"We've managed to replace the communist enemy with the terrorist enemy. Mission accomplished!"

"Of course prices are rising! What do you think creating wealth is all about?"

"Leftist voter, convalescent"

"Daddy, I want to vote"
"Well, you'll have to wait until you're eighteen years old and maybe by then you'll grow out of it"