"The Secretary of Defense presented the new strategy for the fall-winter season of Humanitarian Interventions:
[The map shows "Any country", "One More", "A Country", "Another Country", and the country with the bombs over it is the "Country of Evil".]
'And this is the new country over which our bombs will once again do good ...
... on another note, this season we're presenting some missiles with a more intimate style, in ocher color ranges, and inside they'll carry an innovative blend of enriched uranium and children's toys ...'"
Illustration by Miguel Brieva

Bill Watterson drew this 11 year ago ...

... some things don't change but do in fact get worse.
Rats.