"The Secretary of Defense presented the new strategy for the fall-winter season of Humanitarian Interventions:
[The map shows "Any country", "One More", "A Country", "Another Country", and the country with the bombs over it is the "Country of Evil".]
'And this is the new country over which our bombs will once again do good ...
... on another note, this season we're presenting some missiles with a more intimate style, in ocher color ranges, and inside they'll carry an innovative blend of enriched uranium and children's toys ...'"
Illustration by Miguel Brieva

Bill Watterson drew this 11 year ago ...

... some things don't change but do in fact get worse.
Rats.

"Maybe something should be done about corruption"
"Well, I don't think it's such a grave matter"

"The Crisis"

"We crucifixes are used in offices so that you can't see what they're signing"

"Making money helps for winning elections."
"And winning elections helps for making money."

"The lies about Sadam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction don't have a leg to stand on."
"Well, carry them around in a wheelchair!"

"To strengthen the dollar, we'll put an effigy of a missile on one of the sides."

"People are starting to ask questions ... Turn up the fear volume!"

"For me, equality means that everything is equally inconsequential!"

"We believe Sadam may be hidden in some oil well, so we must proceed ... TO DRAIN THEM ALL!"