"Maybe something should be done about corruption"
"Well, I don't think it's such a grave matter"

"The Crisis"

"We crucifixes are used in offices so that you can't see what they're signing"

"Making money helps for winning elections."
"And winning elections helps for making money."

"The lies about Sadam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction don't have a leg to stand on."
"Well, carry them around in a wheelchair!"

"To strengthen the dollar, we'll put an effigy of a missile on one of the sides."

"People are starting to ask questions ... Turn up the fear volume!"

"For me, equality means that everything is equally inconsequential!"

"We believe Sadam may be hidden in some oil well, so we must proceed ... TO DRAIN THEM ALL!"